Epic Post

This would be an epic post, but I am feeling lazy. Not only am I super far behind on nanowrimo, I also forgot to write the articles for my school's newspaper (Oops, to my wonderful chief editor I'm sorry) and do various homework assignments. Plus I was bequeathed my dorm blog ... unfortunately there have been no post at all this year. I am debating if I want to keep it that way.

Anyway. I am going to have a freakishly awesome post about my Thanksgiving break. Be excited.

Essence of insanity

I have found the truth behind insanity. I blame it entirely on one thing. National Novel Writing Month. Just writing it makes me want to break down crying. I don't think it is physically possible to write 50,000 words in a month. For real. I want to shank something, preferably the pile of steaming crap I have spewed into a word document for the last ten days. By the time November ends I think I may well be dead.

Revenge of the Slow Cooker

More like, My revenge on the slow cooker! My Previous attempt at cooking sweet potatoes was a small disaster. This time I prevailed. Not only were the potatoes edible, they tasted pretty good. I ended up preparing them the same way, but instead of filling the slow cooker with water I only put a dab of water in the bottom and let them cook all night. Most delicious sweet potatoes ever.

Funny Quotes

I wasn't planning on posting anything, but this is was just to good to not share. I was working on homework with a friend and during a conversation about Seabiscuit when she said the following:

"I am better than you think you are."

Which is freakishly hilarious, what she had meant to say is that the story was based on the premise of "I am better than you think I am." The whole underdog story idea. Yay you thought I couldn't win, but I did, bitches!

It's started

The madness has commenced.

Here is where you will find the crap I have spewed fourth onto paper so far. None of it has been edited ... I was seriously considering not letting anyone near this draft, it is by far the worst thing I have ever written. Enjoy.

Please don't leave mean comments. Wait until it's edited to leave mean comments. Constructive comments are welcome anytime.