Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me

I have been watching Firefly, or at least re-watching the first few episodes. I've seen most of the series before, but I haven't ever actually finished it.

I am the worst Joss Whedon fan ever. Ever. I have only seen the first season of "Buffy" and I am told it is the worst season. I have never seen an episode of "Angel". I have never seen Dr. Horrible, I didn't even know he was connected to that until recently. I own "Firefly" but haven't finished it, I have seen "Serenity" but I refuse to buy that on the principle of favorite character death. Joss, some days I really hate you. I own the first season of "dollhouse" but haven't seen the last episode, there are only two seasons and I have watched all but the very last episode. Fail. Basically I am the worst fan ever.

I also have this really weird thing where most of my favorite actors/actresses have at some point worked on a Joss Whedon show.

Nathan Fillion

David Boreanaz

Eliza Dushku

Alan Tudyk

Alyson Hannigan

Mark Sheppard

rizzoli and isles

I was planning on doing a review of season 1. Even though season 2 just ended. Meh. But I have the headache from hell that is just pounding in the back of my head and I cannot focus on anything.

But it's an awesome show.

Spy vs. Spy

I had a date this weekend. A date with Michael Weston. It was awesome! Nothing really beats having a burn notice marathon. I finally finished second season, I am almost done with season 3. It's one of the best shows I have ever seen, probably because I have a covert ops fetish.

One thing that really pisses me off though is the character name overlap. One of the stories I am working on has a character named Samantha, called Sam, and the main antagonist's name is Jean-Pierre. Well the first episode I watched after naming those characters had a Sam, obviously, and a Jean-Pierre in it. The irony was to much. It almost made me cry. Then I got over it.

Okay that was a lie. I am totally not over it. But what can I do? I could change the names, but those are the characters names. Any other names wouldn't fit, which means I just need to get over it.

Twiddiction and Buffy.

Or better known as the "scary twilight fans from hell" the twiddicts. The Twilight Addict, get it? Hahaha. Yeah it isn't very funny. Those girls are freaking scary as hell. Teenagers in general should be avoided. I have decided to get a cross necklace. Teenage girls are evil incarnate, right? Therefore it should work to repel the evil before it can bitch slap.

At work today one of the maintenance guys, they're currently replacing the carpet, was talking about how Eclipse was rated the worst movie so far. His daughter freaked. Apparently she went online and started showing him reviews to prove that this movie was in fact the best. Which it is. Not like it took any work to make it better then the previous two. Seriously. Twilight is sooooo overrated. If I was Bella, which will never happen because I have a brain, I would have left Edward on his sorry ass and found someone else to turn me. After being turned I would beat Jacob into submission and rule both men. Then I would have the best of both worlds. Best story ever! Oh and I would totally kick Buffy's ass if she showed up. Just saying.

I had a disturbing moment a few years ago (shocking). One of my (former) friends compared me to Bella. At the time I had a huge crush on this guy and was freaking about it. I can still clearly remember what she said. "He just doesn't understand that you will always love him. You're like Bella, you will always be there for him." Her words were mildly disturbing.

Until recently I hadn't even thought about it. Under more scrutiny I realized why it bothered me.

1. Bella has no personality and really pisses me off.
2. I so didn't love that guy.
3. Bell sucks!
4. When had I ever said anything about always being there?
5. Bella pisses me off.
6. I know I was bitching, but I wasn't asking for advice.
7. Why on earth would any self respecting women compare herself, or her friends, to Bella Swan! WHY! I don't understand.

Comparing someone to Bella is like telling them they are vapid and obsessed with dead things. Along with being clingy and having no self respect. Grr. So annoying.

I really wish that Buffy and Twilight would merge so that Buffy could kill Edward's ass. Then the story would be interesting.