Do you want a sammich?

Everyday when I leave work there is always someone standing at the parking lot exit with a cardboard sign. Most of them say differing things but the common theme is that the people need help. It always makes me feel awkward because I feel like I should give them something to help out, but I never have anything with me. Except today. Today I had an uneaten sandwich from my lunch. I gave it to her. It was one of the more awkward things I've ever done. I held it out the window and asked if she wanted it. She seemed pretty excited. I don't really understand why, but it made me happy that I could help someone.

That experience also made me decided that I am going to join the Terry Pratchett cult, and every time someone asks for help I will give them one of his books. Which are, obviously, the literature handed out by members. Like the "Watchtower", only better. One of the saddest things I was ever heard was the day someone told me Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's.

One of the world's best authors (Photo).

It seems so wrong that such a brilliant man would have to suffer with one of the worst diseases. There is no cure for Alzheimer's.

And this was supposed to be a fun, light hearted and slightly witty post. There goes that idea.

On a completely unrelated note I have learned something new today. Never leave gel pills sitting in a hot car. It's just not a good idea.

Silly Rabbit

Anyone who does not know how that ends must have had a sad, sad childhood. Either that or they have Alzheimers, which would really suck.

Trix are for kids.

 I bought a box of Trix cereal last week and was very disappointed. They stopped making the little cereal pieces in the shape of fruit. This is highly destressing because that was half the reason I loved the it as a child. They are now round swirly colorful balls that look a lot like Kix, only after someone threw up technicolor on them. It's a rather uncomfortable thought to have while eating breakfast.

Best cereal ever!

Does it make me a child because I eat Trix for breakfast? (please say yes and then tell me I can act like a child; play outside all summer and not have to work. It would be fantastic). I have to say that working full time blows. I don't understand how adults have to time to do anything. I get up go to work, come home take a shower and then pass out. It's not super productive. It's also kind of annoying because I was hired as part time and they keep giving me 40+ hours a week... that isn't part time. I would normally be down with more hours, but since I am trying to apply to grad school it makes it really difficult to get anything done.

Mmm more celebrity gossip. Joy. *updated

Normally I am not inclined to pay attention to celebrity gossip because I believe most of it is publicity stunts and the other parts are no one elses damn business. I am choosing to ignore that personal rule because I've been shocked by the whole Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson thing.

Those of you who know me rather well have probably already figured out that my first reaction was an almost hysterical laughter. How the hell could she have an "affair" with her shitty acting skills. The humor was swiftly replaced by anger. Why the hell couldn't she use that acting ability in any of the movies she's "stared" in instead of using to screw over someone who seems like a good guy.

The most humorous comment was "Stewart is a good person, she just made a mistake."

Umm.... Getting the wrong ice cream is a mistake. Screwing around on your boyfriend is just skanky. Especially with a director. Talk about low standards.

I do feel bad for Pattinson, poor dude.

Oh yes. And she says she's sorry. Duuuuuuude. Why the hell wheren't you thinking about that before you screwed around on him? Hmmmm?

I have a rather low tolerance for cheaters. I also have a low tolerance for Kristen Stewart's shitty acting. Making this an almost unbelievable combination.

Update:

FML. Why the hell is there going to be another Huntsman movie? Why? Ugh. The first one was soooo bad. This has been a bad day.

Wildly inappropriate

A friend had this one her fb wall and I couldn't resist the urge to watch it. It's hilarious. And Wildly inappropirate. I would suggest not watching this at work or around small children. Or anyone who is stuffy and not fun.

I was thinking of finding another video but I so don't feel like it. Hurray for me getting a post done this month!