Weddings, car trips and stuff

I promised to blog about the wedding I went to about a week and a half ago, and I will, just not today.

Okay, just to give a small taste of how epically awesome the entire weekend was here are my two favorite quotes/moments of intense embarrassment.

1. Groom "How do you take the wrapping off?"
Bridesmaids "It's called fondant you and you eat it."
Groom "Seriously?"
Bridesmaids "Yes."

2. Me "If you need help getting off just ask."
Jess *Dying of laughter, bent over as far as her dress will let her*
Me "Omg. I meant if you needed help getting your dress off!"
Jess *Still dying of laughter*

My sad attempt to explain that awkward slip was that it at the ever end of am excruciatingly long day. If that doesn't make sense nothing I say will justify the awkwardness.

Anyway. The rest of the wedding was good, not nearly as exciting, but good.

I have recently moved, almost all my stuff, from one state to another. Not metaphorically either. I now live in the middle of "Who the fuck wants to be here?"
Which is generally not answered, because no one else was around to hear the question.

Yes. So, I never thought I would say this, but I kind of miss Lincoln. I mean who could miss anything in the middle of a state size cornfield? Really?

But Alas, I do.

I whole bunch of stuff has happened recently and I will try to post more regularly. Meaning I am going to attempted posting regularly again, well more like for the first time.