No you cannot eat my glasses

I am sure everyone is tired of hearing about the kitties. I know I am tired of having stories to write about them. Mostly because it means something mildly traumatic has happened to me. I know, I should be worried about the cats, but my narcissism just wont let me focus on anyone but me. I am just so damn sexy...

Yeah. That really was awkward.

So the finally decision has been reached on what was ailing Auschwitz kitty. He has worms. No, I am not joking. And yes, it's really nasty. He has been locked into the scary room, separated to keep the rest of us safe. The other kitty is doing just fine, other than having a minor cold. He's sitting on my lap right now, purring like crazy. When he's not attempting to sabotage my computer.

Kyo has schitzo moments. He will be purring and all sweet and cuddly and then, bam, he bites me. And this is the second reason for why I will never have pets. That and he was trying to eat my glass... Seriously disturbed kitty.

Sadly enough, the kitty stories are really the only interesting thing happening in my life. I am almost failing half of my classes and I have no job. Why does this sound so familiar?

Don't answer that.

I did attempted to make my parents insurance payments higher. My daddy just bought a Corvette (yes it's awesome, no I have no idea what it looks like) and he had to fly somewhere to go pick the car up. Well he took my car to the airport and had my brother drive it back. So I had to take the Tahoe to school last night. I almost rolled the freaking car. Apparently a Tahoe does not corner the same way a small car would. It was rather terrifying.

I identify myself as a small car driver, the Tahoe is not a small car. While I was having a mild heart attack because the freaking vehicle is a hulk, it was also raining. Some days it's just not worth getting out of bed. My car has very few fancy gadgets, I consider myself lucky when it starts with no problems. When class got out it had stopped raining. I didn't know how to turn off the back windshield whipper, and while I was trying to turn on the over head light, so I could see, I ended up opening up the stupid sky light thingy. A sun window... something like that. I got a little stressed out. I will leave the rest of that exciting adventure for you to imagine.

Here is my favorite Lolz cats of the day. Cheers.


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