Life's a bitch

My poor poor roommate. I feel so bad for her. She babysits these kids, I think there are three, and one of the kids is a baby dinosaur. I kid not, that freaking child snores like she is a 300 pound man. These deep loud inhalations followed by a nails on chalk board screech. Most monstrous sound ever. And it is a six-year-old sleeping. Basically my roommate is constantly sleep deprived.

Well a few mornings ago she woke up wet. The girl had crawled in bed with her again and peed her pants. Worse yet was that the girl had been on top of my roommates phone at the time of the incident. She tried turning the phone on, but it wouldn't work after it's body fluid saturation. Upon opening the phone to check out the battery, instead of finding a battery she found a hunk of fried electronic floating in urine. Not a good way to start the day.

The sad thing is that stuff like that happens all the time to her. A few weeks ago she picked up a woman on the side of the road (She is way to nice and is going to get seriously hurt one of these days, she doesn't believe me though). The lady she picked up was crazy. Straight up out of her mind on stuff. Well my roommate went to drive the lady home and on the way they lady threw up on a target bag (they had just been shopping there). To make matters worse the lady left her bag of throw up in the backseat when she was dropped off. She left her vomit sitting in a non-seal-able bag in a strangers backseat. That is just so wrong.

Anyway, my poor roommate has tons of unfortunate things happen to her, like people peeing on her phone and puking in her backseat. But she has the coolest roommate ever. True story.

We do have a ton of fun (when she isn't working) hanging out together. We do random things. Like singing Disney songs all night, or covering desks in Naked Juice labels (her desk is covered and it is Awesome!). Basically we do a lot of chill things to help us unwind and not commit suicide before graduating from college (cuz afterwards will be totally fine, just kidding).

But life is crazy and I am glad I have such a sweet person living with me in the cramped hell hole that is my dorm.