And Fail.

I had this grand blog post planned. I forgot what I was going to write about. I got caught up in checking facebook, which is a joke. If I go longer than three days without checking facebook I am pilled in comments and such stuff. I have come to the point where I realize the futility of even attempting to keep up with other peoples lives. I get burried just trying to keep up with my own profile, and blog, and google+, and nano, and gmail. And other peoples blogs.

It's ridiculous. I am declaring it impossible to keep up with the newest things on the internet.

That being said, please keep reading my blog, because it is awesome and so much cooler than everything else out there. Not really, but I do think it is rather amusing, in a "ouch, her life sucks" kind of way.

It seems like I have gotten to the point in my online life that I am to lazy to look at the things that I used to use as procrastination tools. I am now to lazy to procrastinate, it takes to much time, let's just decide not to do anything. Because that has been working soooo well lately.

Seriously, I have gotten nothing done.

Mmm. Not true. I did find a bridesmaid dress, which it's a really good thing I did because the wedding is next week. I am attempting to shorten the dress, because all the other bridesmaids have short dresses and mine is full length. But it's not going so well. Which is why it's important to understand that that pinning comes before cutting, you don't cut the fabric until it's in the area you want. At least in the right order. Or something like that.

Here is what I am attempting... sort of. But with no bow.

It took me several hours to find my dress, which I still need to take a picture of. But I do not like the length, hence me shortening it. But I have epically failed at the whole thing. However, I have not been beaten. I will make the stupid dress do exactly what I want it to do. And it won't have a huge but bow. I hate but bows.