Christmas means...

Chipmunks! Chipmunks! Chipmunks!

ALVIN!

I don't know about you, but the first thing I think about when I hear I Christmas music is Alvin and the Chipmunks. It's some of the best Christmas music ever. EVER!

I might be slightly Chipmunk obsessed. But honestly most of my favorite Christmas memories are accompanied by the Chipmunks. Even non-Christmas songs (Witch Doctor) remind me of Christmas... which is kind of sad now that I think about.

Anyway. There is no such thing as an Alvin free Christmas. I do not believe in it.

One of my friends said that when she has children she is going to tell them that Santa is a Time Lord. Which is just awesome beyond words. I have always had several issues with Santa, the main on being how the hell does he have time to stop at every single house in one night. It's just not possible. Unless he can be in more than one place at once. Or if he isn't bound by the same rules of time as we are. Hence Santa being a Time Lord. More like Santa is The Time Lord.

Sort of like the Lord of the Ring, but better. Since he doesn't have a bunch of people trying to kill him. Unless you count all the super crazy conservative religious people who think Santa is just another form of Satan... but they are kind of insane so we will just ignore them. Completely.

I really want to draw a picture of Santa as a Time Lord. He would have a freakishly large clock on a chain... hehehe... he would look like a rapper dressed up for Christmas. Heh. This is a great mental image.

I would not suggest googling it though. That was mildly disturbing.