Parents weekend

This weekend was an evil tease. I got to march in graduation regalia without actually getting my diploma. It was like a test run. You are graduating and we want to make sure you know it... Driving you insane is just a bonus. I hate people.

My parents came up (or down) to see me march. Which was a little ridiculous since they had to drive over 10 hours (each way) to see me for the grand total of one day, half of which was spend in church and then sleeping. So yeah. It was fun, I guess. I would have much preferred going home to my parents coming up, since now I will not be able to go home for my Mid-term break. Makes me irritable. I wanted to see my siblings (shocking) and my parents at home. Okay so mostly I just wanted to see the new puppy they got. It's super cute. It's a mix of German Sheppard and fence jumper. They don't know who daddy is.

We spend Saturday night at my friends house and my parents told all sorts of embarrassing stories. I was jealous because no one else's parents partook in the child jibing. Of course no one else's parents were present. So I decided to start telling stories about my best friend's fiancé. This lead to an interesting quote:

"Who needs a fiancé when you have your fiancée's best friend."

There are just so many things wrong with this situation. I can't even begin to explain the horror of the above comment being taken out of context. Since I was meaning why need a fiancé to tell embarrassing stories when her best friend is there to tell all the really bad ones. Not like that makes it sound better, just not as fucked up.

We played a kick ass game that night, Bang! Only one of the best simi-rpg card games out there. The game is super complicated, but these are the basic rules. Read that if you want it explained better.

Anyway at the very beginning of the game I killed off one of the players. Everyone got mad because he hadn't even had a turn to play. Which if you ask me just makes me awesome. But then we had a catch phrase for the rest of the day. Which was

"... Because Michelle is a jerk."

Everyone started using that at the end of a comment. So if they were going to shoot another player it was "Because Michelle is a jerk." Basically everything was my fault. Stupid people must not realize how real life works.

The weekend was lots of fun, but it was also extremely tiring. I want a week long vacation were I don't have to do anything.