But really it is. A friend had come in my room singing Disney songs, which I would normally go along with, but I was reading for my history of Rome class and that book is evil. It just drops all the information unceremoniously on the page, intense man.
When she settled down and started reading on of her text books I grabbed the can of air freshener, planning on spraying her with the harmless apple spiced fragrance. Before pushing the button I stood near her having a silent hysterical laughing fit (meaning my mouth was wide open but no noise - so much easier to scare them with). Unbeknownst to me the can was aimed directly into my mouth. Air freshener does not taste the way it smells, in any way shape or form.
And that is pretty much a great example of my life. Someone does something to annoy me and I retaliate in a way that backfires and makes me look stupid, crazed and majorly screwed in the head.
I'm so glad people don't expect normal when hiring ... What? They do? Well I guess I am just screwed then. Might as well enjoy it.
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